No. 7 - Song - Max and Chorus
Max: | I'm the Confidential Agent of the Kaiser, so salute The Special correspondent of the Kaiser! Tho' you may not recognise me, you will know me by repute, The Kaiser's most particular adviser! I travel with his messages whenever he requires To save a little wear and tear to telegraphic wires; I have a special railway train with india-rubber tyres, As the Extra Special Envoy of the Kaiser! |
Chorus: | He's the Extra Special Envoy of the Kaiser! He's the Extra Special Envoy of the Kaiser! |
Max: | The Extra, the Special, the Envoy! Show me all the deference you can! My credentials you may scan them When you've played the German Anthem For the Kaiser's Right Hand Man, For your noble Kaiser's Right Hand, Right Hand Man! |
Chorus: | The Extra, the Special, the Envoy! Show him all the deference you can! His credentials we can scan them When we've played the German Anthem For the Kaiser's Right Hand Man, For our noble Kaiser's Right Hand, Right Hand Man! |
Max: | At attending any function I am happily adept And at banquets I'm a regular surpriser! So your cordial invitations I am ready to accept-- You'll never kill the Envoy of the Kaiser! At going thro' a dinner I am very hard to beat, I can tackle all the courses from the turtle to the sweet; And if Botha comes to Berlin I will show him how to eat, As the Extra Special Envoy of the Kaiser! |
Chorus: | He's the Extra Special Envoy of the Kaiser! He's the Extra Special Envoy of the Kaiser! |
Max: | The Extra, the Special, the Envoy! Show me all the confidence you can! As a good Colonial Premier You could get a perfect gem 'ere In the Kaiser's Right Hand Man, In the noble Kaiser's Right Hand, Right Hand Man! |
Chorus: | The Extra, the Special, the Envoy! Show him all the confidence you can! As a good Colonial Premier You would get a perfect gem 'ere In the Kaiser's Right Hand Man, In the noble Kaiser's Right Hand, Right Hand Man! The Extra, the Special, the Envoy! Show him all the confidence you can! As a good Colonial Premier You would get a perfect gem 'ere In the Kaiser's Right Hand Man! For our noble Kaiser's Right Hand, Right Hand Man! |
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