No. 10 - Trio - Schnapps, Slinks and Hook, with Chorus
Schnapps: | Ev'ry Dutchman when he wakes, A little piece of cheese he takes — |
Slinks: | Partakes — |
Hook: | Mother takes cheese as well. |
Schnapps: | While a pot of tea he brews A little piece of cheese he chews — |
Slinks: | Pa chews — |
Hook: | Mother chews cheese as well. |
Schnapps: | Pa and Ma sit up in bed. Presently when both have fed — Pa's got a cold inside his head. |
Chorus: | 'Tischoo! 'Tischoo! |
Hook: | Mother's caught cold as well. |
Chorus: | Mother's caught cold as well. There's nothing like a... |
Schnapps: | little bit of cheese To keep about the house — |
Slinks: | The dwelling — |
Hook: | The apartment — |
Schnapps: | The dwelling, apartment, or anything you please; It comes in very handy when you want To catch a little mouse. |
Slinks: | A vermin — |
Hook: | Or a rodent — |
Trio: | Oh, a marvellous thing is cheese! |
Chorus: | There's nothing like a little bit of cheese To keep about the house — The dwelling, the apartment — The dwelling, apartment, or anything you please; It comes in very handy when you want To catch a little mouse. A vermin, or a rodent — Oh, a marvellous thing is cheese! |
Schnapps: | Ev'ry Dutchman after meat, A little piece of cheese will eat — |
Slinks: | He'll eat — |
Hook: | Mother will eat as well. |
Schnapps: | For a picnic he will go, And take a piece of cheese also — |
Slinks: | Also — |
Hook: | Mother also, as well. |
Schnapps: | Then the children want to play But they've got no toys that day — Never mind, Pa's brought cheese, hurray! |
Chorus: | Hurray! Hurray! |
Hook: | Mother's brought cheese as well. |
Chorus: | Mother's brought cheese as well. There's nothing like a... |
Schnapps: | little bit of cheese If you are fond of games — |
Slinks: | Such as croquet — |
Hook: | Or marbles — |
Schnapps: | Ping-pong, snooker, or anything you please; It's useful for a hundred diff'rent pastimes, Never mind their names — |
Slinks: | The descriptions, |
Hook: | The appellations, |
Trio: | Oh, a marvellous thing is cheese! |
Chorus: | There's nothing like a little bit of cheese If you are fond of games — Such as croquet, or marbles — Ping-pong, snooker, or anything you please; It's useful for a hundred diff'rent pastimes, Never mind their names — The descriptions, the appellations — Oh, a marvellous thing is cheese! |
Schnapps: | Many a Dutchman going to bed On a little piece of cheese has fed — |
Slinks: | Has fed — |
Hook: | Mother's upset as well. |
Schnapps: | In the night sometimes he'll scream, Awaking from an awful dream — |
Slinks: | Bad dream — |
Hook: | Mother will dream as well. |
Schnapps: | Angry words will follow that, Both of them get tit for tat; Pa will perhaps throw something at — |
Chorus: | Oh, dear! Oh, dear! |
Hook: | Mother can throw as well. |
Chorus: | Mother can throw as well! There's nothing like a... |
Schnapps: | little bit of cheese If you should have a quarrel — |
Slinks: | A hub-bub — |
Hook: | A game of cards — |
Schnapps: | A hub-bub, game of cards, or anything you please; The effects of throwing little bits of cheese Are physical and moral — |
Slinks: | Most painful, |
Hook: | Most clinging, |
Trio: | Oh, a marvellous thing is cheese! |
Chorus: | There's nothing like a little bit of cheese If you should have a quarrel — A hub-bub, a game of cards — A hub-bub, game of cards, or anything you please; The effects of throwing little bits of cheese Are physical and moral — Most painful, most clinging, Oh, a marvellous thing is cheese! |
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