 | All the LADY STUDENTS discovered--the eight SERVANTS as Amazons--the thers all around. Flourish-Enter PRINCESS IDA, followed by LADY BLANCHE. |
Stern bearded warriors in fight to-day.
Wear naught but what is necessary to
Preserve your dignity before their eyes,
And give your limbs full play.
Without inquiry. We are prone to say,
"This thing is Needful--that Superfluous"--
Yet they invariably co-exist!
We find the Needful comprehended in
The circle of the grand Superfluous;
While the Superfluous can not be bought
Unless you're amply furnished with the Needful.
These singular considerations are--
These terms may independently exist.
Women of Adamant, we have to show
These men how they have under-rated us.
Now is the time to prove our titles to
The highest honors they monopolize.
Now is the time to prove our theory
That woman, educated to the work,
Can meet man face to face on his own ground,
And beat him there. Now let us set to work!
Where is our lady surgeon?
Of those that fall.
Yes!
You've often cut them off in theory.
With pleasure, and as often as you like--
But not in practice!
I'll do your work! My Amazons, advance!
Why, you are armed with spears--mere gilded toys!
Where are your muskets, pray?
That, in the heat and turmoil of the fight,
They might go off.
That quails not at the thought of meeting men.
I will discharge your muskets. Off with you!
Where's my bandmistress?
To talk to them just now! But happily
I can play several instruments at once,
And I will drown the shrieks of those that fall
With trumpet music such as soldiers love.
How stand we with respect to gunpowder?
My Lady Psyche--you who superintend
The lab'ratory, where your class compounds
That hideous chemical--are you prepared
To blow these bearded rascals to shreds?
Let us try gentler means--We can dispense with fulminating grains
While we have eyes with which to flash our rage.
We can dispense with villainous saltpeter,
While we have tongues with which to blow them up.
We can dispense, in short, with all the arts
That brutalize the practical polemist.
Away! away! I'll meet these men alone,
For all my women have deserted me!
| Enter MELISSA. |
Infamous!I need them most: in this perplexity
Even one's brothers may be turned to use.
| Enter ARAC, GURON, and SCYNTHIUS. |
(they embrace).
And his two followers shall fight us here;
And if we fall, we've promised him your hand.
With all your faults you're brave, as brutes are brave.
So be it--fight them here, but (aside and bashfully) oh, my brother,
Kill whom you will, but spare Hilarion!
He saved my life!
But here they come, stand back, the lists prepare--
Get you within those walls, poor trembling ones,
And see that no one interferes with us.
| Enter HILARION, CYRIL, and FLORIAN, with KINGS GAMA and HILDEBRAND -- PRINCESS and LADIES retire within outer wall, and group themselves on battlements. |
Why you lack mettle!--Gad, I'll spur you up!
(To ARAC) Look, Arac--there's the son of that vile king,
Who, when he held me as his prisoner,
Tormented me with tortures worse than death.
I hadn't any thing to grumble at!
He found out what particular meats I loved,
And gave me them--the very choicest wine--
The costliest robes--the richest rooms were mine.
He suffered none to thwart my simplest plan,
And gave strict orders none should contradict me.
He made my life a curse! Go in at them!
Avenge your father's wrongs! (To HILARION) And as for you--
(pointing to his sons) Here are three princes, sirs, who stand between
You and your happiness--so cut them down!
Give them no mercy, they will give you none.
Come, Prince Hilarion, begin, begin!
You've this advantage over warriors
Who kill their country's enemies for pay,
You know what you are fighting for--look there!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
| (Desperate fight--at the end, HILARION, CYRIL, and FLORIAN wound ARAC, GURON, and SCYNTHIUS. |
Ladies, my brothers all lie bleeding there!
Bind up their wounds--but look the other way.
Is this the end? How say you, Lady Blanche--
Can I with dignity my post resign?
And if I do, will you then take my place?
The great Potential Mysteries; I mean
The five Subjunctive Possibilities--
The May, the Might, the Would, the Could, the Should.
Can you resign? The prince Might claim you; if
He Might, you Could--and if you Should, I Would!
So ends my cherished scheme! Oh, I had hoped
To band all women with my maiden throng,
And make them all abjure tyrannic Man!
At my exalted name Posterity
Would bow in gratitude!
And make them all abjure tyrannic Man,
The obvious question then arises, "How
Is this Posterity to be provided?"
How do you solve the riddle?
Take him--he is your Shall. Give in to Fate!
Woman has failed you utterly--try man,
Give him one chance, it's only fair--besides,
Women are far too precious, too divine
To try unproven theories upon.
Experiments, the proverb says, are made
On humble subjects--try our grosser clay,
And mold it as you will!
Aweary of the Prince, you can return
To Castle Adamant, and rule your girls
As heretofore, you know.
Unhesitatingly I answer, No.
Had looked on matters from your point of view
(I wish she had), why, where would you have been?
On which I could discourse for hours!
I have been wrong--I see my error now.
Take me, Hilarion--"We will walk the world
Yoked in all exercise of noble end!
And so through those dark gates across the wild
That no man knows! Indeed, I love thee--Come!"
Finale, from "Le Pont des Soupirs."
Singers knowHow sweetly at a pianoA tenor and sopranoTogether sound.Singers know, &c.
This will showThat men and women verilyCan get along more merrilyTogether bound.This will showThat men and women verilyCan get along more merrilyTogether bound!Together bound!Together bound!