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ACT 2
No. 10: TRIO - Dolly, Inez & Grigg
DOLLY: (aside to GRIGG)
What is the matter, Peter?
(aside to herself) He seems afraid to greet her!
GRIGG: (aside) I'm not prepared to meet her!
INEZ: (aside) A fickle, perjured cheater!
DOLLY: (aside to GRIGG sternly)
Remember, you're a hero - not a booby!
GRIGG: (miserably, aside)
If one wife is too much, Oh what will two be!
INEZ: (with grim satisfaction, aside)
I think another ransom soon will due be!
GRIGG: (aside to DOLLY)
I'll struggle with my shyness.
DOLLY: (aside to GRIGG)
Do overcome your shyness.
INEZ: (aside)
I'll make him pay for slyness.
GRIGG: Here goes!
(Addresses INEZ, nervously affecting courageous
politeness)
How is your Highness?
Your Grace, I mean!
(Taking advantage of DOLLY's turning away laughing at his
mistake, he goes on aside to INEZ) Be merciful, oh, do be!
INEZ: (aside with cutting politeness) My Grace is well!
(aside to him, viciously) You villain!
(aloud, politely) How may you be?
DOLLY: (aside, turning away and laughing)
"Your Highness!" Shy as Peter very few be!
"Your Highness!" Ha! ha! ha!
(aloud) The Duchess will excuse you!
INEZ (taking her hand)
Must you go? I can't refuse you.
GRIGG: Au revoir!
INEZ: (aside to him while DOLLY is waving her handkerchief, as if
to COUNT and COUNTESS in the distance) I will not lose you!
You're not free!
GRIGG: (despairingly, aside) I'm not free!
DOLLY: (signalling at wing) Me they see!
GRIGG: (explaining to INEZ)
Our friends are waiting yonder.
DOLLY: Hurry up! or off they'll wander,
INEZ: (stopping GRIGG as he tries to pass her)
Then of friends you are much fonder
Than of me!
GRIGG: (miserably) O dear me!
DOLLY: (signalling) Past the tree!
GRIGG: (aside, wretchedly)
What a terrible virago!
INEZ puts him round viciously and gets towards DOLLY.
INEZ (aloud to DOLLY, pointing off)
Who are those? They cannot far go?
DOLLY: (to INEZ) Count and Countess de Gonzago.
INEZ (surprised and delighted) Them I know!
DOLLY: (surprised and delighted) What! them you know!
GRIGG: (suddenly recollecting, and now utterly dejected,
aside) Yes! just so!
DOLLY & INEZ: | GRIGG: (in depths of despair) |
Then let us walk together, | Here's a go! |
It is such lovely weather | Here's a go! |
For walking, I'm in feather, all a-glow, | |
All a-glow, all a-glow, | Here's a go! Here's a go! |
All a-glow, all a-glow, | Here's a go! Here's a go! |
DOLLY: (confidentially to INEZ)
I will tell you as we're walking,
But he must not hear us talking,
How the brigands he went stalking,
INEZ starts. GRIGG despairing.
DOLLY: Though approve of it you mayn't,
Let us run and go before him
As my story would but bore him,
Should he come, we can't ignore him -
He is modest as a saint!
INEZ: What a character revealing!
Private diary unsealing!
With a hero we are dealing -
On his honour not a taint.
(aside to him) 'Tis no use in mercy crying!
I shall hear how you've been lying!
For escape don't think of trying
Any trick, or dodge, or feint!
GRIGG: (aside)
Oh, my brain is whirling, reeling,
There is something o'er me stealing,
Just the sickly kind of feeling
That's produced by smelling paint.
I am writhing like a conger,
Going weaker 'stead of stronger,
If they keep it up much longer
I shall have a fit and faint!
Have a fit! Have a fit!
Have a fit!
ENSEMBLE.
DOLLY & INEZ: | GRIGG: |
What a character revealing!
Private diary unsealing!
With a hero we are dealing -
On his honour not a taint.
Let us run and go before him
As my/your story would but bore him,
Should he come, we can't ignore him -
He is modest as a saint! |
Oh, my brain is whirling, reeling,
There is something o'er me stealing,
Just the sickly kind of feeling
That's produced by smelling paint.
I am writhing like a conger,
Going weaker 'stead of stronger,
If they keep it up much longer
I shall have a fit and faint! |
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Then let us walk together, | Oh, my brain is whirling, reeling, |
It is such lovely weather | There is something o'er me stealing, |
For walking, I'm in feather | Just the sickly kind of feeling |
All, all a-glow! | That's produced by smelling paint, fresh paint. |
Then let us walk together, | I am writhing like a conger, |
For walking, I'm in feather | Going weaker 'stead of stronger, |
For walking, I'm in feather | If they keep it up much longer
I shall have a fit and faint! |
All a-glow! | Have a fit and faint! |
| Have a fit! |
A-glow! | I shall have a fit and faint! |
A-glow! | Have a fit! I shall have a fit and faint! |
All a-glow! | A fit and faint! |
DOLLY and INEZ dance off merrily arm in arm. GRIGG whirls about,
then staggers and falls into chair, fainting.
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