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No. 4: Song (Bunn, with Chorus)
Music by Arthur Sullivan
Bunn. | |
If you wish to appear as an Irish type (Presuming, that is, you are not one), You'll stick the stem of a stumpy pipe In your hat-band, if you've got one. Then no doubt you're aware you must colour your hair An impossible shade of red; While a cudgel you'll twist with a turn of your wrist, Being careful to duck your head - Or your own shillelagh unhappily may accidentally knock you down With a fearful crack on the comical back of your typical Irish crown! If you manage instead of the back of your head to belabour the floor like that - And shout "Whirroo," bedad, you'll do! You're the popular type of Pat! |
Chorus. | |
Or your own shillelagh unhappily may accidentally knock you
down With a fearful crack on the comical back of your typical Irish crown! If you manage instead of the back of your head to belabour the floor like that - And shout "Whirroo," bedad, you'll do! You're the popular type of Pat! |
Bunn. | |
For the innocent joys of a ball or wake You probably foster a passion, For all such things I can undertake To teach the latest fashion. First you kiss a colleen, then imbibe some potheen, Then your coat on the floor you'll trail, And invite the best man in the room if he can To tread on its tattered tail - With a big shillelagh some truculent neighbour will probably knock you down With a frightful fearful crack on the comical back of your typical Irish crown! At a ball or a wake it's yourself that'll take little notice of that at all! It's used you'll get to the strict etiquette of a typical Irish ball! |
Chorus. | |
Or your own shillelagh unhappily may accidentally knock you
down With a fearful crack on the comical back of your typical Irish crown! If you manage instead of the back of your head to belabour the floor like that - And shout "Whirroo," bedad, you'll do! You're the popular type of Pat! |
DANCE.
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