No. 5: Recit. (Bella & Woodpecker) and Ballad (Bella) | |
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Enter WOODPECKER (in breathless haste).
Woodpecker. | |||
I want a hat of finest straw, | |||
At once — a handsome one. | |||
Trimmed with an armadillo's claw, | |||
Three truffles and a bun, | |||
Two what's-his-names of peacock blue, | |||
A thingummy on each, | |||
A snuff-box and a cockatoo | |||
Two mackerel and a peach. | |||
If you have such a thing in stock, I'll buy it — (looking at watch) half-past ten o'clock! |
RECIT.
Bella. (recognizing him). Ah, heavens! 'Tis Woodpecker! | |||
Oh judge and juries! | |||
Woodpecker. (aghast). 'Tis Bella Crackenthorpe, | |||
By all the furies! | |||
(aloud). | You've nothing like it in your shop? | ||
No consequence — good morning! | |||
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Ah, false one! Ah, false one! Ah, false one! |
(WOODPECKER much depressed.)
BALLAD — Bella (with Woodpecker)
Bella. | ||
You offer to take me, one fine day, | ||
To the Naval Exhibition; | ||
You borrow the money from me to pay | ||
The price of our admission. | ||
The rain pours down on my brand-new dress, | ||
And boots of thin prunella. | ||
Do you stand me a hansom?
Oh dear, no! You stand me under a portico, Like a shabby young fellow, and off you go |
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To borrow a friend's umbrella! Umbrella! |
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Woodpecker. | ||
Poor Bella! | ||
Bella. | ||
To borrow a friend's umbrella! |
Bella. | Woodpecker. | ||||
Ah! poor Bella! | Did I stand her a hansom? | ||||
Oh dear, no! | |||||
Ah! poor Bella! | I stood her under a portico, | ||||
Like a shabby young fellow, off | Like a shabby young fellow, I off | ||||
you go | did go | ||||
To borrow a friend's umbrella! | To borrow a friend's umbrella! | ||||
Umbrella! Umbrella! | Umbrella! Umbrella! | ||||
To borrow a friend's umbrella! | To borrow a friend's umbrella! |
Bella. | ||
The rain goes on, and the days they grow — | ||
To months accumulating; | ||
And patiently under that portico | ||
They find me waiting — waiting. | ||
To her allegiance staunch and true | ||
Stands your deserted Bella. | ||
At length six weary months have pass'd; The weather, no longer overcast, Clears up — and you return at last |
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Without that friend's umbrella! Umbrella! |
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Woodpecker. | ||
Poor Bella! | ||
Bella. | ||
Without that friend's umbrella! |
Bella. | Woodpecker. | ||||
Ah! poor Bella! | Although six weary months had | ||||
pass'd; | |||||
Ah! poor Bella! | The weather, no longer | ||||
overcast, | |||||
Like a shabby young fellow, you | Cleared up — and I returned at | ||||
returned at last | last | ||||
Without that friend's umbrella! | Without that friend's umbrella! | ||||
Umbrella! Young fellah! | Umbrella! Poor Bella! | ||||
Without that friend's umbrella! | Without that friend's umbrella! |
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